Fitever!: Book 1

The Upcoming Marriage of the Whiney Quinie

By R.K. Walker

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Fitever! is about the upcoming marriage of The Whiny Quinie, Kylie Buchan and her betrothed, Dod Dunn. Kylie s family, including The Summerhill Mob, want this wedding to come off without family complications. Her grandfather, Grumphy, the patriarch of the tribe, tries to enlist the help of Aberdeen FC, thus ensuring any loon or quine resulting from the marriage keep the family tradition of being season ticket holders at Pittodrie. Grumphy is determined to ensure the wedding will be a home game, in every sense. Kylie s husband to be, Dod, offers to help. But, as Grumphy says, he's only from Echt. Kylie s single mum, Dorothy, knows that a big secret is about to come out. She knows who really should be giving The Whiny Quinie away. 25 years is a long time to keep a secret. It s time to call, gulp, Glasgow . . .

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Format Paperback
Imprint Books Noir
Publication Date 5 May 2016
ISBN 9781904684329
Number of Pages 160

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